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 Post subject: Have the members? Do the following.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:05 pm 
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If you have the members needed, make a judgment center topic with a link requesting the organization be made

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 Post subject: Paddy got a
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:43 pm 
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Paddy got a job as a road line-painter. He paints 5 miles on the first day, 2 miles on the second day and 1 on the third day.
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"That is because the bucket gets further and further away every day." said Paddy.

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 Post subject: How's your day been
PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:15 am 
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The ducks are left on the bar. The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence. The Bartender decides to try to make some conversation.

"What's your name?" He says to the first duck.

"Huey" replies the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day."

"Oh. That's nice," says the Bartender.

Then he says to the second duckMiami Heat
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"Dewey," came the answer.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance another day I would do the same again."

So the Bartender turns to the third duck and says "So, you must be Louie."

"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my day."

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 Post subject: Antic keen to remain in Serbia post
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Serbia coach Radomir Antic wants to remain in charge of the national side despite his side's group-stage exit at the FIFA World Cup橻url=http://www.nfljersey-supply.com/]NHL jersey[/url].
Antic's side finished bottom of Group D despite a 1-0 win over 10-man Germany, with a 1-0 defeat against Ghana and then a 2-1 loss to Australia in their final game proving costly.
The Serbians were, howeverNHL jersey, just a goal away from progressing against the Socceroos with Antic and his team aggrieved after a late penalty claim was turned down.
The 61-year-old, who took over as Serbia coach in 2008, believes his side showed enough in South Africa to ensure he should remain in charge for the upcoming 2012 European Championship qualifiersNFL jersey.
"When I signed a contract with the Serbian Federation I accepted a contractual obligationNFL jersey," said Antic. "And I have no intention of going back on it - I think that we made a good impression.
"We beat Germany and gave it our all in trying to win our third match. I believe that those are sufficient grounds for me to continue in charge of the national sideMLB jersey."


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 Post subject: E-book market and more variable short-lived fear
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:32 pm 
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E-book for a time became the hot product. According to the Consumer Electronics Association data show that the e-reader market, revenue increased 265% last year, is one of the fastest growing products. U.S. Amazon January 26, 2010 said in a statement on the 25th day of Christmas, Amazon e-book sales for the first time more than paper books, the e-book reader Kindle also be sold in the history of the site Most gift. In addition, Japan and South Korea's Sony, Samsung, China's Kingship, Founder, Datang Mobile is moving into e-book market. But the popular e-book market is still internal and external, there are many variables in its future

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 Post subject: Adult Joke
PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:09 pm 
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A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

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 Post subject: A Practical Joke Involving Jello
PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:15 pm 
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Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:

A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at ed hardy wallet
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 Post subject: says the shop owner
PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:15 pm 
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"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner.

"Today is Saturday. Tiffany Most temperament silver ring
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So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you
show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

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 Post subject: Prostitutes and Poker
PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:11 pm 
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Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada - Prostitutes and Poker!

New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

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 Post subject: How do you find out whether a Blonde
PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:23 pm 
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Q: How do you find out whether a Blonde is indeed a true Blonde?
A: You ask her: "What is 6 and 9 to you?"
If she says : "15, why do you ask?", she's a bleached Brunette.
If she says: "Sixty-nine!" and leers, she's a bleached Redhead.
If she says: "Well ... umm ... I ... what was the question again?" then yes, she is a true Blonde.
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A Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said St. Peter. The Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting ... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter. Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me ! Andy talks with me ! Andy tells me ..."

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 Post subject: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:33 pm 
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A Few Short Puns

* What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? - A flat minor.
* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire - Frostbite.
* What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? - Polaroids.
* Why is a pig's tail like getting up at three op'clock in the morning? - It's twirly.
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* If you are American when you go into a toilet and you American when you come out of the toilet, what are you while you are in the toilet? - European, of course.
* What do yu call an unemployed jester? - Nobody's fool.
* Two peanuts were walking down a sidewalk. One was assaulted.....
* What's a Hindu? - Lays eggs.
* What is a bigamist? - An Italian fog.

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 Post subject: They also advise
PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:00 pm 
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They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.

People should be able to recognize Alge Crumpler Black Jersey
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Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berry residue and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

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 Post subject: Classic dialogue
PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:44 am 
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Boy:I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl:It's in the phone book.

Boy:Is this seat empty?
Girl:Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy:Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes.That's why I don't go there anymore.





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 Post subject: He shined his flashlight
PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:28 am 
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
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When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you,"

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