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 Post subject: How to use the Workshop.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:59 am 
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It is easy. Make a topic, describe what you want to do, and then when someone else joins in, post that the topic is done.

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 Post subject: An eskimo was riding
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:43 pm 
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 Post subject: Flat Chest
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A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the sameRalph Lauren Polo Shirts
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 Post subject: When he returns
PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:16 pm 
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The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.

When he returns, he is covered with blood.

The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"

"Yes," the other bat answers.

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 Post subject: continually asking hi
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A child was continually asking his Mom to buy him a hamster.
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 Post subject: A Blonde was down on her luck
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
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 Post subject: what they say and what they mean by it
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The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close. - ....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back.

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 Post subject: Thailand announced days
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:21 am 
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BEIJING, May 25 Xinhua According to foreign reports, on the 25th, the Thai government departments, a security official said the Thai government announced that it will include the capital Bangkok and other cities of 23 provinces, including curfew extended by at least 4 days. It is reported that they had attended the Thai National Security Council meeting, the Committee Secretary-General Tavir (Tawil Pleansri) said that, following the Cabinet approval of the Thai capital of Bangkok and the other 23 provinces of the curfew extended from May 25 to 28 zero from the start the specific time every night to 4 am the following day end. Reported that the curfew in the gradual reduction of the length of time. 23 to 25, curfew hours for the night 11 points to the 4:00 am the next day. Compared with before the new curfew shortened 1 hour.

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 Post subject: Picture courtesy Harris AS
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:30 am 
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 Post subject: Classic dialogue
PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:44 am 
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Boy:I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl:It's in the phone book.

Boy:Is this seat empty?
Girl:Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy:Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes.That's why I don't go there anymore.





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 Post subject: A little strange
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 Post subject: U.S. 13-year-old Mount Everest summit
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